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Juanelo 2011 – Deslenguado

Publicado por , el Lunes 12 de enero de 2015   
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Juanelo 2011: Deslenguado

"Una herida se olvida mucho antes que un insulto" - Philip Stanhope

Juanelo 1993 – Egoístas

Publicado por , el Sábado 13 de diciembre de 2014   
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Juanelo 1993: Moretones

"Si los hombres pudiesen conocerse bien unos a otros, no idolatrarían ni odiarían" - Elbert Hubbard

Juanelo 1960 – Promesa

Publicado por , el Domingo 28 de septiembre de 2014   
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Juanelo 1960: Promesa

"La censura refleja la falta de confianza de una sociedad en sí misma" - Potter Stewart

¡Nueva sección! – Juanelo Riviú

Publicado por , el Viernes 5 de octubre de 2012   
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Así que, para comenzar la columna de manera pirotécnica, mi primer riviú será del:

Mercedes C63 AMG

Mercedes C63

A primera vista, el vehículo es un lujo, pero mi experiencia con él permitió descubrir más de una sorpresa. Pero vamos por partes:


Lo primero, aunque no es el auto propiamente tal, es la mala atención de la marca. Cuando les dije que quería llevarme el auto por una semana para hacerle una reseña, me salieron con toda clase de “peros” sobre mi “experiencia”, que “no trabajo para ningún medio” y que “no tengo extremidades” y luego, ante mi insistencia, me salieron con cosas como “estamos llamando a seguridad”, “baje esa arma”, “llamen una ambulancia”, etc.

Bueno, finalmente logré que entraran en razón y me pude ir en el bólido, pero la mala experiencia me pareció indigna de una marca que se considera “Premium”.

(El resto del riviú después del salto… haga click en el link para continuar)


Juanelo en columna de libros de Publimetro

Publicado por , el Viernes 9 de marzo de 2012   
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Ladies & Gentlemen, pueden pasar a ver la reseña que Eduard Von Europa hizo a la Agenda 2012 y el Librísimo de Juanelo en su columna de Publimetro (click aquí), junto a algunas otras novelas gráficas

Y ya que estén ahí, aprovechen de leer sus otras críticas literarias, que más de alguna joya van a encontrar. Ninguna tan valiosa como un libro de Juanelo, por supuesto…

Juanelo 1073

Publicado por , el Viernes 16 de octubre de 2009   
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Juanelo 1073: Constructivo

"Si no te están criticando, probablemente no estás haciendo mucho" - Donald H. Rumsfeld

Juanelo 813

Publicado por , el Miércoles 19 de noviembre de 2008   
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Juanelo 813: El Troll

"Lo que más me gusta de internet es que puedes meterte en el mundo privado de verdaderos desadaptados, sin tener que olerlos" -Penn Jillette