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¡Nueva sección! – Juanelo Riviú

Publicado por , el Viernes 5 de octubre de 2012   
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Por ahí me enteré que a la gente que hace reseñas de automóviles, restoranes, gadgets y juegos, los reciben gratis y son agasajados por las marcas, así que, en mi permanente cruzada por vivir una vida de lujos sin trabajar, he decidido crear mi propia sección de críticas a productos. Como soy un genio, no hace falta que me limite a un solo tipo, total yo sé acerca de todo.

Así que, para comenzar la columna de manera pirotécnica, mi primer riviú será del:

Mercedes C63 AMG

Mercedes C63

A primera vista, el vehículo es un lujo, pero mi experiencia con él permitió descubrir más de una sorpresa. Pero vamos por partes:


Lo primero, aunque no es el auto propiamente tal, es la mala atención de la marca. Cuando les dije que quería llevarme el auto por una semana para hacerle una reseña, me salieron con toda clase de “peros” sobre mi “experiencia”, que “no trabajo para ningún medio” y que “no tengo extremidades” y luego, ante mi insistencia, me salieron con cosas como “estamos llamando a seguridad”, “baje esa arma”, “llamen una ambulancia”, etc.

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