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Juanelo Riviú: Doramas Coreanos

Publicado por , el Sábado 8 de diciembre de 2012   
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¿Sabían que hay dos Coreas? … una está al norte y la otra al sur. La del sur fabrica principalmente teléfonos, teleseries y grupos de pop con más integrantes que un equipo de fútbol. La del norte se especializa en fabricar misiles, noticias falsas y hambre. Yo de esto me enteré recién. Claro que también me enteré recién que Asia no era la capital de China.

Es que estaba viendo un programa súper original de televisión en que los animadores bailaban el Gagnam Style, cuando se me ocurrió preguntarle a mi vecino (veo tele en la casa del vecino porque tiene cable premium) que qué diablos estaba cantando el chino. Él me respondió “No sé, pero es coreano, no chino. ¡Y por favor deje de venir a mi casa!”

Entonces yo, como hombre culto que soy, me puse a investigar sobre Corea. (Ok, en realidad mandé al asistente a investigar, pero hace buenos reportes). Y así me volví el máximo experto mundial en coreanos.

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Lo primero que hay que saber sobre los doramas coreanos, es que son todos un remake del dorama anterior. O sea, los coreanos van haciendo la misma teleserie una y otra vez. Pa’ que vean lo que es producción en masa.

Lo otro que hay que saber, es que en todas las teleseries actúa siempre el mismo actor. De hecho, diría que todos los papeles masculinos son hechos por el mismo actor, lo cual es un poco confuso.

Lo bueno de esto es que les puedo contar de qué se tratan TODOS los doramas coreanos de una sola vez y eso es precisamente lo que haré después del corte. Hagan click para seguir leyendo.


¡Nueva sección! – Juanelo Riviú

Publicado por , el Viernes 5 de octubre de 2012   
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Por ahí me enteré que a la gente que hace reseñas de automóviles, restoranes, gadgets y juegos, los reciben gratis y son agasajados por las marcas, así que, en mi permanente cruzada por vivir una vida de lujos sin trabajar, he decidido crear mi propia sección de críticas a productos. Como soy un genio, no hace falta que me limite a un solo tipo, total yo sé acerca de todo.

Así que, para comenzar la columna de manera pirotécnica, mi primer riviú será del:

Mercedes C63 AMG

Mercedes C63

A primera vista, el vehículo es un lujo, pero mi experiencia con él permitió descubrir más de una sorpresa. Pero vamos por partes:


Lo primero, aunque no es el auto propiamente tal, es la mala atención de la marca. Cuando les dije que quería llevarme el auto por una semana para hacerle una reseña, me salieron con toda clase de “peros” sobre mi “experiencia”, que “no trabajo para ningún medio” y que “no tengo extremidades” y luego, ante mi insistencia, me salieron con cosas como “estamos llamando a seguridad”, “baje esa arma”, “llamen una ambulancia”, etc.

Bueno, finalmente logré que entraran en razón y me pude ir en el bólido, pero la mala experiencia me pareció indigna de una marca que se considera “Premium”.

(El resto del riviú después del salto… haga click en el link para continuar)